Of all the movies that are quotable, Spaceballs is pretty high up there on the list. We hope you enjoy our list of the most quotable Spaceballs quotes.

This hilarious, fourth-wall-breaking, 1987 space spoof on the well-loved Star Wars films has carved itself a spot on the Hollywood classics list.

Just like all of Mel Brooks’ work, Spaceballs is outrageously funny, goofy, and filled with quotable lines. And even though some jokes don’t hold up to the test of time, we still love this film overall.

Featuring the talents of Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman, Daphne Zuniga, and John Candy, Spaceballs is a movie that is still making people laugh more than 30 years after its theatrical debut. The film received mixed reviews from critics and has an average rating of 6.4/10 on Rotten Tomatoes.

These Spaceballs quotes are sure to replay this classic film in your head and have you laughing out loud in no time.

Don’t forget to also check out these Dune quotes from the novel that reshaped science fiction.

The best Spaceballs quotes

1. “May The Schwartz Be With You.” — Yogurt

2. “Ludicrous Speed, Go!” — Dark Helmet

3. “I bet she gives great helmet.” — Dark Helmet

4. “God willing, we’ll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.” — Yogurt

5. “That was my virgin alarm. It’s programmed to go off before you do!” — Dot Matrix

6. “There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Starr!” — Dark Helmet

Spaceballs quotes by Dark Helmet

7. “WHAT? You went over my helmet?” — Dark Helmet

8. “You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how well you handle it.” — Dark Helmet

9. “And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?” — Dark Helmet

10. “We’re At Now Now.” — Dark Helmet

11. “I Knew It! I’m Surrounded By A**Holes.” — Dark Helmet

12. “So The Combination Is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That’s The Stupidest Combination I Ever Heard In My Life!” — Dark Helmet

13. “So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” — Dark Helmet

14. “What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz?! Chicken?!!” — Dark Helmet

15. “What have I done?! My brains are going into my feet!” — Dark Helmet

16. “Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago.” — Dark Helmet

17. “Commence operation [pause] “Vacu-Suck”!” — Dark Helmet

18. “I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!” — Dark Helmet

19. “Now we’ll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.” — Dark Helmet

Spaceballs quotes by Lone Starr

20. “Buckle up back there, we’re going into…”Hyperactive”!” — Lone Starr

21. “We’re not just doing it for money…We’re doing it for a shitload of money!” — Lone Starr

22. “Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?” — Lone Starr

23. “Helmet. So, at last, we meet for the first time for the last time.” — Lone Starr

24. “Spaceballs? Forget it, too dangerous. Besides, I’m already numero uno on Dark Helmet’s hit list.” — Lone Starr

25. “You Listen! On This Ship, You’re To Refer To Me As ‘Idiot,’ Not ‘You Captain.’ I Mean … You Know What I Mean.” — Lone Starr

Are you a Spaceballs fan

Mel Brooks has a talent for making movies so bad that they’re good, and Spaceballs may be the best in his collection.

Whether or not you’re a fan of sci-fi, if you’re a fan of the outrageous, the stupid, and the goofy, then you are probably a fan of Spaceballs, too.

Did you enjoy these Spaceballs quotes and lines? Which quote was your favorite? Let us know in the comments below.