Whether you’re getting ready to graduate this year or graduated decades ago, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make you laugh.

The end of a school year is a big deal to students and the end of a high school career is monumental.

There are a lot of emotions that can come up for students as they think of leaving behind childhood and school. And while some go the route of getting overly emotional, others take a different approach.

Whether they’re the class clown, excited to be done with school, or just have a great sense of humor, some students use their yearbook quotes as a chance to make a funny and lasting impression.

Don’t forget to also check out these senior year quotes for graduation and the yearbook.

Funny yearbook quotes

1. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”

2. “It’s not enough that I should succeed – others should fail.” – Kevin Chang

3. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”—Michael Scott

4. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”—Groucho Marx

5. “Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming.” —Paris Hilton

6. “Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life?” —Beyoncé

7. “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.” —Rachel Berry

8. “Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!” —Rihanna

9. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”—Steve Martin

10. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”—Robin Williams

Confident funny yearbook quotes

11. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”—Mark Twain

12. “I get butterflies when I think of myself.”

13. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”

14. “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

15. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.”

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Sarcastic yearbook quotes

16. “Greg just stole my girl.’ – Everyone”

17. “In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.”

18. “Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.”

19. “They asked me to write something. So here it is something.”

20. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.”

21. “Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

22. “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”

23. “ ‘Put something inspirational.’ – Mom”

24. “Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”

25. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”― W.C. Fields

26. “Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”

27. “I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!”― Charles M. Schulz

28. “My computer screen is brighter than my future.”

Funny yearbook quotes about names

29. “Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord

30. “I’ve been a Ho my whole life.” – Michelle Ho

31.“I hate my name.” – Carlos Carlos

32. “No, I did not have a farm.” – Joe McDonald

33. “I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian.” – Stacey Nicole Diaz

More yearbook quotes

34. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”― Lewis Carroll

35. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”

36. “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”― George V. Higgins

37. “Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter: [insert Twitter handle].”

38. “Never memorize something that you can look up.”― Albert Einstein

39. “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”

40. “I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”

41. “Education is important, but big biceps are important.”

42. “Donuts are always the answer.”

43. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”

44. “I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.”

45. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”

46. “What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.”

47. “See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”

48. “Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.”

49. “If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”

50. “Remember…The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe…eat cake.”

Yearbook quotes you wish you had been witty enough to think of

51. “I haven’t even begun to peak.” — Unknown

52. “I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban.” — Sirius Black

53. “Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly.” — Unknown

54. “I started high school with straight A’s, now I’m not even straight.” — Unknown

55. “I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.” — Unknown

56. “I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.” — Shane Dawson

57. “I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.” — Unknown

58. “High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.” — Unknown

59. “I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me, and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.” — Unknown

60. “I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class of 2015 because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! Xoxo.” — Unknown

Funny yearbook quotes to inspire you

61. “To the window… To the wall…“ – Abbigail and Tory
Lewis

62. “My mom should have swallowed me.” – Ty

63. “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.” – Jenna Allen

64. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.” – Franco Citlalli

65. “The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.” – McKenzie Ward

66. “Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.” – Ian Longley

67. “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damian sparks

68. “I am not Amith. I am a legend.” – Amith M.

69. “The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi

70. “When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.” – Diana Lopez

Funny yearbook quotes to make you laugh out loud

71. “It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”  – Zachary Chastain

72. “Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!” – Megan

73. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” – Jessica Enciso

74. “Education is important but big biceps are importanter.” – Eric Gomez

75. “That wasn’t like High School Musical at all.” – Seth Egan

76. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton

77. “______________ was released from his 4 year sentence.”  

78. “I want more Fridays and pancakes.” – Matthew Garrett

79. “You shall not pass!….But I did.” – Jucinda

80. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.” – Jocelyn Madero

More funny yearbook quotes when you want a good laugh

81. “If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“ – Alexis Bass

82. “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.“ – Connor Hart

83. “I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Alexis

85. “Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.” – Marilynn Dawson

86. “If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.“ – Natalie Turk

87. “I cheated on all my exams.“ – Roshan McGuinness

88. “See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.“ – Paulyn Trinh

89. “I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“ – Victoria DiPaolo

90. “I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.“ – Jose Alvarez

Witty quotes for yearbook

91. “I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.“ – Omotola Omotinugbon

92. “If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.“ – Michael and Steven DiBlasi

93. “It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.“ –
Aaron

94. “All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.“ – Amena Al-shugaa

95. “Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.“ – Betshina Bernier

96. “… was released from his four-year sentence.“ – Faizon Graham

97. “I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.“ – Hannah Goldsborough

98. “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge.” – E.C. McKenzie

99. “I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.“ – Martin Sanchez

100. “The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.” —Marvin Phillips

Did you enjoy these funny yearbook quotes?

If you’re going to be graduating soon then you might want to use one of these funny yearbook quotes as your own quote.

Or you may just want to use them to inspire you in your own creative thinking so you can leave your own unique quote that you can be remembered for.

Or, if you’ve already graduated, you can use these quotes just for entertainment or to relive your own high school years.

Chances are good that some of these quotes will remind you of people that you went to school with or memories that you made during that time of your life.

Which of these funny yearbook quotes and sayings resonated with you best? Do you have any other favorite quotes to add? Let us know in the comment section below.