These funny Rick and Morty quotes will make you laugh and brighten your day.

Rick and Morty, an American adult animated sitcom, was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. It airs on The Cartoon Network’s nighttime Adult Swim programming block. The series chronicles the blunderings of Rick Sanchez, who is a mad scientist, and his grandson Morty Smith. The pair split their time between mundane domestic life and interdimensional travel.

There will not be as long of a wait for season 5 as there was for season 4. Fans are grateful about that fact, but just when will season 5 of Rick and Morty be released? Creators haven’t released the official date yet, but they did promise that it would be much quicker than the last time!

Keep reading through these Rick and Morty quotes for a good laugh. They cover everything from life to the 4th wall. Fair warning, there are some inappropriate ones that are definitely made for adults! There are some facts about the show for some added entertainment value as well.

Rick and Morty quotes that break the 4th wall

1. “Get out of here, Summer! You ruined the season 4 premiere!” — Rick Sanchez

2. “That was season one! Thanks for watching!” — Rick Sanchez

3. “And that’s the end of the Morty gets a dragon episode” — Rick Sanchez

4. “Oh, boy, so you actually learned something today? What is this, Full House?” — Rick Sanchez

5. “I programmed you to believe that.” – Rick Sanchez

Rick and Morty quotes about life

6. “Have fun with empowerment. It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.” — Rick Sanchez

7. “Sometimes science is more art than science.” — Morty Smith

8. “Must… continue… moving… in… ways… that… lead… to… dying… with… you.” — Morty Smith

9. “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.” — Morty Smith

10. “To live is to risk it all.” — Rick Sanchez

11. “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.” — Rick Sanchez

12. “Mr. President, if I’ve learned one thing today it’s that sometimes you have to not give a f*ck!” — Morty Smith

13. “How many of these are just horrible mistakes I made? I mean, maybe I’d stop making so many if I let myself learn from them.” — Morty Smith

14. “Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.” — Rick Sanchez

15. “I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.” — Rick Sanchez

16. “There’s a lesson here and I’m not going to be the one to figure it out.” — Rick Sanchez

17. “I think you have to think ahead and live in the moment” — Rick Sanchez

18. Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You’re lookin’ around and it’s all scary and different, but y’know … meeting them head-on, charging into ‘em like a bull — that’s how we grow as people.” — Rick Sanchez

19. “It’s your choice to take this personally” — Rick Sanchez

Rick and Morty quotes from the supporting cast

20. “Life is effort. I’ll stop when I die!” — Jerry Smith

21. “Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.” — Mr. Meeseeks

22. “I realize now I’m attracted to you for the same reason I can’t be with you; you can’t change. And I have no problem with that but it clearly means I have a problem with myself.” — Unity

23. “Ooh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.” — Summer Smith

24. “If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself” — Jerry Smith

25. “Camping is just being homeless without the change.”— Summer Smith

26. “Don’t make the same mistakes I made. Don’t deify the people who leave you.” — Beth Smith

27. “So what if he’s the Devil, Rick? At least the Devil has a job. At least he’s active in the community.” — Summer Smith

28. “That’s because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp’en all them ‘diems.” — Summer Smith

29. “You don’t love people in hopes of a reward, Dad. You love them unconditionally.” — Summer Smith

Inappropriate Rick and Morty quotes

30. “You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.” — Rick Sanchez

31. “You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? You know what those guys do in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine and wipe them all over each other.” — Rick Sanchez

32. “Your parents are a bag of dicks.” — Rick Sanchez

33. “Isn’t it obvious Morty? I fucked a planet.” — Rick Sanchez

34. “If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwifty” — Rick Sanchez

35. “I wasn’t born into the God business, I fucking earned it.”— Rick Sanchez

36. “I ain’t better than shit, Jack.” — Morty Smith

37. “You guys, are the fucking worst! Your gods are a lie! Fuck you, fuck nature and fuck trees!” — Morty Smith

38. “Morty, you gotta flip ’em off. I told them it means ‘peace among worlds.’ How hilarious is that!” — Rick Sanchez

39. “Wait for the ramp, Morty. They love the slow ramp. It really gets their dicks hard” — Rick Sanchez

Funny Rick and Morty quotes

40. “I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I’m Pickle Ri-i-i-ick!” — Rick Sanchez

41. “What up, my glip-glops?” — Rick Sanchez

42. “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?” — Rick Sanchez

43. “Morty, you know outer space is upright? ” — Rick Sanchez

44. “Morty, I’m a drunk, not a hack.” — Rick Sanchez

45. “I programmed you to believe that.” — Rick Sanchez

46. “Whose kidneys are these?” — Morty Smith

47. That’s planning for failure Morty. Even dumber than regular planning.” — Rick Sanchez

48. “If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.” — Rick Sanchez

49. “I’ve got an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.” — Rick Sanchez

50. “Rubber baby bubby bunkers!” — Rick Sanchez

Rick and Morty quotes when you need a good laugh

51. “Boom! Big reveal! I turned myself into a pickle!” — Rick Sanchez

52. “Weddings are basically funerals with a cake.” — Rick Sanchez

53. “Don’t move. Gonorrhea can’t see us if we don’t move. Wait! I was wrong! I was thinking of a T. rex.” — Rick Sanchez

54. “Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.” — Rick Sanchez

55. “You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.” — Rick Sanchez

56. “Excuse me. Coming through. What are you here for? Just kidding, I don’t care.” — Rick Sanchez

57. “Hey listen, you know, if we’re all bored over here, wouldn’t the common denominator be you?” — Morty Smith

58. “You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.” — Rick Sanchez

59. “Well, I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.” — Rick Sanchez

60. “Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?” — Rick Sanchez

Which of these Rick and Morty quotes is your favorite?

What are some interesting things that the average fan might not know about Rick and Morty? Well, the first one, which is rather astounding is that the creators wrote the pilot in just six hours! So, ummm guys, where is season 5? We know you can work fast!

“Wubba lubba dub dub,” Rick’s signature catchphrase was a total accident. It was supposed to just be ‘wub wub wub wub wub,’ a nod to the Three Stooges. However, during a last-minute rewrite, creator Justin Roiland, who voices Rick, read the line wrong. Wubba lubba dub dub.

Rick and Morty have done some pretty insane things, like blow up an alien race. They have also left Jerry all over time and space. What is your favorite Rick and Morty episode? If you have a favorite Rick and Morty quote that didn’t make the list, you can leave it in the comment section below!