These ‘thank God’ quotes are perfect whether you are feeling appreciative for religious reasons, or want to have a good laugh at some things people thank God for.

Famous people like Lil’ Wayne express their belief that they are blessed and God influences their lives every day.

Other people’s reasons for thanking God will make you laugh—like George Bernard Shaw’s comment.

With all the things people say ‘thank God’ for, it made me question if there is a right way to thank God?

Like many things with God, the answer seems to come down to prayer.

You could offer a simple prayer in thanks for the blessings that you feel God has given you.

Beyond that, there are things you can do in your daily life that shows God and others that you are living with a thankful heart.

Keep reading through these thank God quotes for tangible ways you can express your gratitude!

Don’t forget to also check out these God quotes to help you learn about God.

Thank God quotes from famous people

1. “I was brought up to question authority, and thank God for that.” — Pink

2. “I’m blessed and I thank God for every day for everything that happens for me.” — Lil Wayne

3. “Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn’t have anybody to look down on.” — George Clooney

4. “Mooo!’ was one of those songs where I was like thank God people like it because I like it, too.” — Doja Cat

5. “My parents just had faith in me, and thank God they did. They weren’t stage parents in the slightest.” — Lili Reinhart

6. “I thank God for my failures. Maybe not at the time, but after some reflection. I never feel like a failure just because something I tried has failed.” — Dolly Parton

7. “When the punk thing came along and I heard my friends saying, I hate these people with the pins in their ears. I said, Thank God, something got their attention.” — Neil Young

8. “People face difficulties, no matter who you are. I faced difficulties with a lot of things. I face opposition every day, but I didn’t kill myself and now, thank God, I’m here.” — Nicki Minaj

9. “I thank God that I’m a product of my parents. That they infected me with their intelligence and energy for life, with their thirst for knowledge and their love. I’m grateful that I know where I come from.” — Shakira

10. “I want to thank God, obviously for the health, for the talent He’s given me, for my family who supports me, for the things that basketball’s taught me on and off the court. For the people that I’ve been able to meet through the game of basketball.” — Stephen Curry

Funny thank God quotes

11. “I thank God for making me a man.” — Little Richard

12. “I thank God that I wasn’t born perfect.” — Bob Fosse

13. “I thank God every night for David Stern.” — Anne Donovan

14. “I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.” — George Bernard Shaw

15. “I just thank God for giving me the body that I have.” — Zion Williamson

16. “I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.” — John Waters

17. “I haven’t had that many weird encounters with fans, thank God.” — Vin Diesel

18. “Thank God I didn’t have my children until I was a little bit older.” — Lauren Holly

19. “God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.” — Addison Mizner

20. “I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.” — Walt Whitman

Short thank God quotes

21. “Thank God for Botox.” — Bonnie Tyler

22. “Thank God for the theater.” — Raul Julia

23. “Thank God I have the right friends.” — Chevy Chase

24. “Thank God for paper ballots.” — Anibal Acevedo Vila

25. “I thank God every day for my family.” — Brett Kavanaugh

26. “I just thank God when I wake up every day.” — Cilla Black

27. “All my life I thank God. My family was very religious.” — Pele

28. “Sometimes I thank God… for cheeseburgers.” — Garth Brooks

29. “I stopped eating meat when I was 35. Thank God.” — Cloris Leachman

30. “Well, thank God for a media that will ask questions.” — Lindsey Graham

Thought-provoking thank God quotes

31. “Thank God I had all these family values or who knows where I’d be now.” — Patricia Velasquez

32. “Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.” — Henry David Thoreau

33. “It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.” — George S. Patton

34. “Attraction is what happens between you. It’s not universal. And it’s not conventional. And thank God for that.” — Rainbow Rowell

35. “Humans love truth and justice, and rejoice in ceremonies that honor those qualities. For that sentiment we should indeed thank God.” — Alfred Hershey

36. “Although oil is a commodity, it’s still not a commodity like coffee, which, thank God, we will have with us always. At some point the oil will run out.” — James Surowiecki

37. “Thank God that the people that run this world are not smart enough to keep running it forever. You know, everybody gets a handle on it for a little while.” — Arlo Guthrie

38. “Now I can do no more. We must trust to the Great Disposer of all events and the justice of our cause. I thank God for this opportunity of doing my duty.” — Horatio Nelson

39. “We may thank God that we can feel pain and know sadness, for these are the human sentiments that constitute our glory as well as our grief.” — Eugene Kennedy

40. “It’s like real life: We don’t get a preview of what’s coming up, thank God, and we don’t build our own character from what we’re going to be informed with in the future.” — Frances Conroy

Inspirational thank God quotes

41. “I hit rock bottom, but thank God my bottom wasn’t death.” — Stevie Ray Vaughan

42. “I may not be where I want to be, but thank God I am not where I used to be.” — Joyce Meyer

43. “The Holy Spirit, thank God, often enables people to forgive even though they are not sure how they did it.” — Lewis B. Smedes

44. “Before I go to bed, I thank God for blessing me with all the things he blessed me with, and for my family to be safe.” — Lauren Alaina

45. “I just thank God that I didn’t grow up with so much money or privilege because you had to create ways to make it happen.” — Kim Basinger

46. “In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House, for not turning away from us even though we seem to be turning away from Him.” — Zach Wamp

47. “Every morning that I wake up and I’m breathing, I can feel it and take a moment to say, you know, ‘Thank God I’m alive for another day.’” — Ron Cephas Jones

48. “You can’t get around pain and opposition, but you can try to be joyful in the trial, and thank yourself for the trial, and thank God for the strength to get through it.” — Mary J. Blige

49. “We didn’t always have what we wanted or needed, we had to struggle. That is why I also thank God for my mum – she is the one who worked hard to pay for my first football boots.” — Odion Ighalo

50. “You learn from the things that happen in your career. You get up and down. You never give up. All the things that happened in my career, thank God it happened early rather than late in my career.” — Pablo Sandoval

Thank God Quotes To Be Grateful About Life

51. “We have had much to bear already. And still more will we have to bear. Let us thank God for being young.” ― Joseph Goebbels

52. “I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.” ― C. S. Forester

53. “Thank God when he oppresses you, and again when he releases you.” ― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

54. “Thank God I’ve always avoided persecuting my enemies.” ― Adolf Hitler

55. “Thank God in advance for what’s already yours.” ― Denzel Washington

56. “I have never wished there was a God to call on- I have often wished there was a God to thank.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald

57. “I make such big efforts to forget things and I can’t tell the story of my life because, thank God, I’m still living it.” ― Karl Lagerfeld

58. “My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.” ― Don Rickles

59. “Thank God even crazy dreams come true.” ― Carrie Underwood

60. “Last, I just want to thank God again. He’s the first and the last. Alpha and Omega. I thank you for saving my life.” ― Kevin Durant

Ways you can express your thanks for God and His blessings

The first way you can show your thanks to God is to remember Him in all you do.

This includes your thoughts, words, and actions.

If you have God at the forefront of your mind, then you can live life with gratitude for His influence.

Another way you can give thanks to God is to keep a gratitude journal where you name the blessings He has brought into your life.

A gratitude journal is an excellent way to cultivate an attitude of gratitude for everyone—even if you are not religious.

Another thing you can do is to serve others.

Be a blessing in someone else’s life the way God has blessed you with supportive people.

This will also help you create an attitude of gratitude, in general.

People are much happier when they express gratitude for the things in their lives.

Whether you attribute those things to God or something else, remember gratitude is important.

It makes dealing with the stress and challenges of life much easier.

What’s your biggest takeaway from these thank God quotes and sayings?

Let us know what you thank God for in the comment section below.