{"id":16063,"date":"2025-10-29T20:24:00","date_gmt":"2025-10-29T20:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yohrt.com\/news\/40-best-w-c-fields-quotes-that-inspire-wit-sarcasm-comedy\/"},"modified":"2025-10-29T20:24:00","modified_gmt":"2025-10-29T20:24:00","slug":"40-best-w-c-fields-quotes-that-inspire-wit-sarcasm-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yohrt.com\/news\/40-best-w-c-fields-quotes-that-inspire-wit-sarcasm-comedy\/","title":{"rendered":"#40 Best W.C. Fields Quotes That Inspire Wit, Sarcasm, &#038; Comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_84 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Toggle Table of Content\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 eztoc-toggle-hide-by-default' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-1'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/yohrt.com\/news\/40-best-w-c-fields-quotes-that-inspire-wit-sarcasm-comedy\/#40_Best_WC_Fields_Quotes_That_Inspire_Wit_Sarcasm_Comedy\" >40 Best W.C. Fields Quotes That Inspire Wit, Sarcasm, &#038; Comedy<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-2' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/yohrt.com\/news\/40-best-w-c-fields-quotes-that-inspire-wit-sarcasm-comedy\/#Top_10_WC_Fields_Quotes\" >Top 10 W.C. Fields Quotes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/yohrt.com\/news\/40-best-w-c-fields-quotes-that-inspire-wit-sarcasm-comedy\/#Best_WC_Fields_Quotes\" >Best\u00a0W.C. Fields Quotes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/yohrt.com\/news\/40-best-w-c-fields-quotes-that-inspire-wit-sarcasm-comedy\/#Famous_Quotes_From_WC_Fields\" >Famous Quotes From W.C. Fields<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h1><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"40_Best_WC_Fields_Quotes_That_Inspire_Wit_Sarcasm_Comedy\"><\/span>40 Best W.C. Fields Quotes That Inspire Wit, Sarcasm, &#038; Comedy<br \/>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h1>\n<div>\n<p>Check out the best W.C. Fields quotes and sayings that reflect his timeless humor, sarcasm, and wisdom about life, love, and human nature.<\/p>\n<p>W.C. Fields, born William Claude Dukenfield in 1880, was an American comedian, actor, juggler, and writer known for his quick wit and sarcastic humor.<\/p>\n<p>With his distinctive drawl, deadpan delivery, and quick one-liners, he became one of the most recognizable figures in early Hollywood comedy.<\/p>\n<p>Spanning vaudeville, silent films, and Hollywood\u2019s golden era, Fields\u2019 legendary career included classics like It\u2019s a Gift, The Bank Dick, and My Little Chickadee.<\/p>\n<p>His comedic style often poked fun at human flaws, everyday struggles, and society\u2019s absurdities in a way that made people laugh and think at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>Even decades later, W.C. Fields remains a symbol of classic comedy, inspiring generations with his larger-than-life personality, charm, and unmatched delivery.<\/p>\n<p>Here are the most famous W.C. Fields quotes that continue to make people laugh, reflect, and appreciate the genius of classic comedy.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Top_10_WC_Fields_Quotes\"><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Top_10_WC_Fields_Quotes\"\/><strong>Top 10 W.C. Fields Quotes<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"\/><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>\u201cI am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cA rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cStart every day off with a smile and get it over with.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cReality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIf you can\u2019t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cSome people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cMoney will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou can fool some of the people some of the time \u2014 and that\u2019s enough to make a decent living.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIf at first you don\u2019t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There\u2019s no point in being a damn fool about it.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_WC_Fields_Quotes\"><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Best_WC_Fields_Quotes\"\/><strong>Best\u00a0W.C. Fields Quotes<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"\/><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>\u201cTrust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI used to be indecisive, now I\u2019m not so sure.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt ain\u2019t what they call you, it\u2019s what you answer to.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cBeer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI don\u2019t have to attend every argument I\u2019m invited to.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI drink with impunity\u2026or anyone else who invites me.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.\u201d \u2014\u00a0<strong> W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIt\u2019s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI never drink water. I\u2019m afraid it will become habit- forming.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI don\u2019t drink anymore, on the other hand I don\u2019t drink any less either.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cEverybody\u2019s got to believe in something. I believe I\u2019ll have another beer.\u201d \u2014\u00a0<strong> W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cHorse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cA woman drove me to drink and I didn\u2019t even have the decency to thank her.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cOnce, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cAlways carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Famous_Quotes_From_WC_Fields\"><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Famous_Quotes_From_WC_Fields\"\/><strong>Famous Quotes From W.C. Fields<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"\/><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>\u201cHell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cAnyone who hates children and animals can\u2019t be all bad.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.\u201d \u2014\u00a0<strong> W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cOh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it\u2026 Get plenty of sleep.\u201d \u2014\u00a0<strong> W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI\u2019ve been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.\u201d \u2014\u00a0<strong> W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhen we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cAh, the patter of little feet around the house. There\u2019s nothing like having a midget for a butler.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cThe laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cNever try to impress a woman, because if you do she\u2019ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.\u201d \u2014\u00a0<strong> W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cSo long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cIn the ten years since I had run away from home\u2026I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>\u201cAttitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.\u201d \u2014 <strong>W. C. Fields<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<figure id=\"attachment_90534\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-90534\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90534\" alt=\"W. C. Fields Quotes\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quotes.jpg 450w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg\" alt=\"W. C. Fields Quotes\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quotes.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\"\/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-90534\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">W. C. Fields Quotes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_90535\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-90535\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90535\" alt=\"Quotes From W. C. 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Fields Quotes\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Funny-W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Funny-W.-C.-Fields-Quotes.jpg 450w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Funny-W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90537\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Funny-W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg\" alt=\"Funny W. C. 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Fields Quotes\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Famous-W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Famous-W.-C.-Fields-Quotes.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\"\/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-90538\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Famous W. C. Fields Quotes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_90539\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-90539\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90539\" alt=\"Funniest W. C. 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Fields Quotes\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Funniest-W.-C.-Fields-Quotes-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Funniest-W.-C.-Fields-Quotes.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\"\/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-90539\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Funniest W. C. Fields Quotes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_90540\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-90540\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90540\" alt=\"Quotes Of W. C. Fields\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Quotes-Of-W.-C.-Fields-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Quotes-Of-W.-C.-Fields.jpg 450w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Quotes-Of-W.-C.-Fields-300x390.jpg\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Quotes-Of-W.-C.-Fields-300x390.jpg\" alt=\"Quotes Of W. C. Fields\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Quotes-Of-W.-C.-Fields-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Quotes-Of-W.-C.-Fields.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\"\/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-90540\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Quotes Of W. C. Fields<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_90541\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-90541\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90541\" alt=\"W. C. Fields Famous Quotes\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Famous-Quotes-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Famous-Quotes.jpg 450w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Famous-Quotes-300x390.jpg\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90541\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Famous-Quotes-300x390.jpg\" alt=\"W. C. Fields Famous Quotes\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Famous-Quotes-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Famous-Quotes.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\"\/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-90541\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">W. C. Fields Famous Quotes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_90542\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-90542\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90542\" alt=\"W. C. Fields Quote\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quote-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quote.jpg 450w\" data-lazy-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quote-300x390.jpg\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90542\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quote-300x390.jpg\" alt=\"W. C. Fields Quote\" width=\"300\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quote-300x390.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/W.-C.-Fields-Quote.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\"\/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-90542\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">W. C. Fields Quote<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Conclusion <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What are your favorite <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/W._C._Fields\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">W. C. Fields<\/a> quotes and W. C. Fields sayings listed above? If there is a quote that we\u2019ve missed, then let us know in the comments section what your thoughts are.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to share with friends and family on Facebook, Pinterest, Tumblr, <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/therandomvibez\">X<\/a>, Instagram, WhatsApp, and more to inspire and motivate them.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>If you want to read more like this article, you can visit our <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><a style=\"color: #ff9900;\" href=\"https:\/\/yohrt.com\/news\/inspirational\/\" target=\"_blank\" >Inspirational<\/a><\/span> category.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: black;\"><a style=\"color: #ff9900;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.therandomvibez.com\/w-c-fields-quotes\/\" target=\"_blank\" >Source<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>40 Best W.C. Fields Quotes That Inspire Wit, Sarcasm, &#038; Comedy Check out the best W.C. Fields quotes and sayings that reflect his timeless humor, sarcasm, and wisdom about life, love, and human nature. W.C. 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