Fans of Eastbound & Down will enjoy these Kenny Powers quotes. Let us know in the comment what your favorite quote is from below.

Kenny Powers is a fictional character in the hit HBO television comedy series Eastbound & Down that was created by Ben Best, Jody Hill, and Danny McBride.

Played by Danny McBride, Powers is a world-famous baseball player who is known for his poor work ethic and short temper. His personality eventually took a toll on his professional career.

After savoring a career as a successful pitcher whose star lost its shine because of his temper, Powers ended up being a temporary physical education teacher.

This taught him many lessons in life while dealing with other characters’ own stories.

To know more about why this character is loved by many, check out these funny Kenny Powers quotes.

Don’t forget to also check out these Dr. Spencer Reid quotes that prove he’s an amazing character.

Best Kenny Powers Quotes and Lines About Playing

1. “Stay in school. Fight the power. Don’t do drugs. Unless, of course, you’re doing them with me.” – Kenny Powers

2. “I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.” – Kenny Powers

3. “There’s no better feeling than winning.” – Kenny Powers

4. “If you’ve got something you want to say, then just say it.” – Kenny Powers

5. “I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising. F*ck this guy.” – Kenny Powers

6. “I brought you guys up from less than f*ckin’ nothin’, and took you up to a championship level, only to abandon you there.” – Kenny Powers

7. “Oddly enough, the people here aren’t that different from the ones back home, when you get past the lack of interest in real sports, and the need to have yellow rice at every fuckin’ meal.” – Kenny Powers

8. “I’m sick and tired of carrying all the weight… the coaches and owners not giving me the sh*t I need to win.” – Kenny Powers

9. “Kenny Powers is a man. Kenny Powers is an athlete. Kenny Powers is a lover. But the most he is, I mean, the thing that Kenny Powers is the most, is a goddamn champion.” – Kenny Powers

10. “Ask anybody out there, and they’ll tell you that the foundation of a great baseball player starts with an understanding of some basic fundamentals: running, stretching, physical conditioning. These are the things that prepare your body for the many challenges a baseball player faces.” – Kenny Powers

11. “When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom.” – Kenny Powers

Funny Kenny Power Quotes

12. “How does any genius figure out his inventions? I mean, how did Leonardo DiCaprio figure out about gravity? ‘Cause the bitch was sleepin’ underneath a tree and an apple hit him on his head.” – Kenny Powers

13. “Toby, what do you want from me? I’ve been super cool to you. I’ve given you a bowl of Chex Mix and some water. Why are you making curses upon me? If I give you a toy, will that erase the curse?” – Kenny Powers

14. “Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no-no!” – Kenny Powers

15. “Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.” – Kenny Powers

16. “Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.” – Kenny Powers

17. “Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, OK?” – Kenny Powers

18. “In most of nature, the alpha is the strongest of the pack. Creature of immense strength, large in size, a leader from birth, hippos, bumblebees, Wayans brothers – most of the time, they just look to the biggest amongst them.” – Kenny Powers

19. “I can’t believe I opened up my heart up to that bitch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.” – Kenny Powers

Memorable Kenny Power Quotes

20. “There have been many comebacks throughout history…Well, my comeback is almost complete, and I can say that, when it is complete, it will shake the pillars of this land or town.’” – Kenny Powers

21. “See, in life, when you have talent all the other s**t doesn’t matter. If we were on an island with no weights and no running drills, who would be on top then? The guy with the talent.” – Kenny Powers

22. “I learned a lot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is not always greener. I learned that adversity’s sweet milk. That’s philosophy, April.” – Kenny Powers

23. “But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from you forever. So at this time I would like the beautiful, the forgiving, the talented, big-chested art teacher, to please step forward.” – Kenny Powers

24. “OK, Toby, here we go, bud. We’re going to put you on the big people’s furniture. Try not to shit all over it, OK?” – Kenny Powers

25. “Purity – it’s what we all desire, and it is what I’ve come here to share with you. Hence the all whites.” – Kenny Powers

Which of these Kenny Power quotes is your favorite?

Even when Kenny Powers lost his spotlight on the playing field, he was still able to welcome the change in his life. It also taught him to become more mature, less impatient, and learn from his other characters.

The experience helped him to improve more as a person, making people love him even more. Despite throwing bad temper tantrums at times, the audience saw the other personality of the fictional character.

Kenny Powers’ quotes may seem just funny, but by watching the HBO series and looking closely at where he came from as an individual, many will soon understand him.

Do you enjoy these Kenny Power quotes and lines? Which of the quotes is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section below.