These Mrs. Doubtfire quotes will remind you that help is on the way.

Mrs. Doubtfire is a comedy-drama movie starring Robin Williams, Sally Field, and Pierce Brosnan.

This beloved film has earned a spot on the “AFI’s 100 Years…100 Laughs” list and Bravo’s “100 Funniest Movies of All Time” list.

These Mrs. Doubtfire quotes will brighten your day and make you smile.

In this outrageous movie, Robin Williams dresses up as a nanny so that he can continue having a relationship with his children after his recent divorce.

As this collection of quotes shows, the film is filled with lots of laughs along with many touching moments.

Are you a Robin Williams fan?

Reading these Mrs. Doubtfire quotes is a great way to relive some of his funniest lines and comedic scenes.

These Mrs. Doubtfire quotes were all said by Robin Williams.

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Mrs. Doubtfire quotes from your favorite movie

1. “Touch me again and I’ll drown you, you bastard.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

2. “Dear, I always say, a flawed husband is better than none at all.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

3. “Oh, you ripped my heart out. Will you come back and do it again.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

4. “My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

5. “Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

6. “Well, we’ll move. That way our problems won’t follow us.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

7. “If there’s love, Dear, those are the ties that bind.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

8. “Dear Miranda, wake up and smell the coffee. Can’t you see the lust in that man’s eyes?” – Mrs. Doubtfire

9. “Marriage can be such a blessing.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

10. “Help is on the way, Dear!” – Mrs. Doubtfire

Mrs. Doubtfire quotes to make you smile

11. “No it’s not a job, it’s a joy being your father, I don’t have to play the part of your father, I am your father, I may act like a fool, but I am your father, okay?” – Mrs. Doubtfire

12. “I’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance til ya drop and yo-yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

13. “Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?” – Mrs. Doubtfire

14. “Sorry I’m late. After all those scotches I had to piss like a racehorse.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

15. “God bless you. You know I’m feeling fabulous because I met this beautiful Cuban. Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

16. “Did you ever wish you could sometimes freeze-frame a moment in your day, look at it and say this is not my life?’” – Mrs. Doubtfire

17. “Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

18. “Your Mercedes, dear, you own that big expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

19. “Broke my bag, the bastard. Ooh!” – Mrs. Doubtfire

20. “Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

Mrs. Doubtfire quotes that will open your heart

21. “All my love to you, Poppet.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

22. “Hello, boys and girls, today we’re gonna talk about dinosaurs. It’s a dino-sorus line!” – Mrs. Doubtfire

23. “This isn’t a way of life; it’s just a job. I don’t go to old-lady bars or anything like that after work, you know. It’s just the only way I can see you guys every day.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

24. “The fact the Pudgy the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible!” – Mrs. Doubtfire

25. “Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I’ll get them, sir. Don’t worry.” – Mrs. Doubtfire

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What are your favorite Mrs. Doubtfire script quotes that make you laugh?

Even if you’ve never seen the movie, these Mrs. Doubtfire quotes will put a big smile on your face.

It’s impossible not to see the humor in these Robin Williams lines.

This movie is a classic that many people grew up watching and loving.

You will be transported back to the times you watched the film when you read these quotes.

One of the main reasons people love Mrs. Doubtfire is because it has a great script and cast.

This masterpiece will open your heart while also making you laugh until you cry.

This collection of Mrs. Doubtfire quotes contains the best lines from the movie.

Share these quotes with your friends and family to remind them about the greatness of Robin Williams and this special movie.

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